Sunday, October 23, 2005


You asked for it. You want uncensored snarkiness you can have it, but you also get my fertility frustration.

It seems that this topic makes people uncomfortable. Hubby doesn't want to talk about it, parents are in the "when its meant to happen" mode, and I think its BS.

I know I will sound like little Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate factory but "I want it now".

As you will note from my new fertility counter that my hormones are all screwed up and my cycles (if you can call them that) do not fit into the nice normal numbers. I have acne that would make a teenager cringe and I want to do something about it.

I am trying acupunture on Tuesday, and I'll let you know how that goes. Those of you with needle phobia might want to skip that entry!

Hey moms, know any other tricks?


Mrs. Belle said...

Glad you are talking about it here, I think it will help. There are some others that will have some really good ADvice, not assvice!

Mrs. Flinger said...

Oh, see.. I just wrote about this on my blog, too, because I'm FAREAKED out about it. I have no advice but I do think I would yell and scream a lot. Not that it helps, but it might make me feel better.

Sending you baby dust!

Jaimelee said...

Well I don't know why talking about it would make anyone uncomfortable. But you have lots of shoulders here, or hugs or punching bags or whatever you need.

Will you email me your (Semi)new address, I don't seem to have it

Erin said...

Hey, just re-found your blog! :) I'm also on the TTC bandwagon right now... heading into the second month of trying. Hubby is enjoying it... but, like you, I just want to be pregnant RIGHT NOW.

As for tips? All I know to do is relax... everyone I know who has stressed about it has had issues and then when they relax (or adopt... heheh.. my aunt and uncle) they end up getting pregnant. Gah. I know that sounds like ass-vice and WAY too simplistic. But it's all the advice I have on the topic...